Today, NVFAC published the contents of the gun safety flyer that Clark County School District will be circulating to parents.
All it basically says is “Playing with guns is dangerous. Please educate your children so they don’t do that or bring them to schools.”
The statement is a well-balanced one that probably should be a bit more strongly worded. It doesn’t tell people to lock up their guns or do anything unconstitutional, but to be responsible and educate their kids.
Given that too many kids have brought guns to school and the parents showed total recklessness in letting the kids have access, I don’t think
Let’s admit it: this isn’t aimed at gun owners who read this blog or any of the people getting pissed online. This is for the stupid people out there. Remember, common sense isn’t so common and if you are of average intelligence, half of the people in the world are dumber than you are.
So I’ve prepared a translation of how the letter should read:
Dear irresponsible parents,
I see a lot of gun owners online freaking out and treating this like it's sex ed telling moron teenagers to use a condom. Well guess what, kids gotta learn safe...gun safety somewhere.
Now maybe we can work on teaching kids on how to safely shoot and the really basic Eddie Eagle stuff?
Clayton E. Cramer
Gun Free Zone
The War on Guns
The View From Out West